To make up for all the Australian animals that will try to kill you, there is the Quokka who smiles in its sleep.
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Did you know that you can convert old wine and liquor bottles into self watering planters for a little window garden? Be careful when cutting glass, score one single circle around the bottle, then alternate between hot and cold water on the upper portion until it literally pops right off. Always wear eye protection as glass is unpredictable and tends to shatter, sometimes even if you do everything properly. Don’t forget to sand the edges down when you’re done so you won’t have to worry about future accidents.
Please note that those are strings hanging down from the dirt, they function as wicks to keep the moisture level in the dirt in the optimal range. As the soil and the top of the strings dry out, more water gets sucked up through the string just like in the xylem of the plants themselves.
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Love her. She is soo sexay.

Person: I like anime
Others: Ew, I bet you like to look at men having sex with little boys and wish you were Japanese. YOU’RE NOT JAPANESE, WATCH REAL CARTOONS.
Person: I like comic books
Others: I am so fucking sick of all these fake comic book fans, you have no idea what it’s really like to be a fan, fuck off back to your weeaboo anime
Person: I like taking pictures, I’d like to be a photographer
Others: Fuck you hipsters, you’re not a photographer just because you took a black and white picture of your coffee
Person: I like the opposite gender
Others: Wow you are such a homophobe
Person: I like the same gender
Others: That is so fucking gross, it’s Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve
Person: I like drawing
Others: Draw me DRAW ME WHY CAN’T YOU DRAW ME? Jesus fuck I thought you said you could draw
Person: I’m writing a novel
Others: ugh sure you are you pretentious ass let’s see your novel then i bet you haven’t written one word have you, stop pretending like you’re artistic
Person: I’m religious
Others: YOU HATE GAYS AND KILL CHILDREN AND STOP SCIENCE FROM PROGRESSING AND ARE A TERRORIST AND STOP ABORTIONS.











